Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, Angelina Pivarnick and Deena Cortese Buckner lasted less than three minutes on a hike on Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.
‘I wanted to see LA. I didn’t want to do this,’ said Deena, 34, as soon as she saw the dirt hiking path.
Jenni, 35, who was exhausted after taking an overnight flight that was delayed, said ‘I thought I was going into a boujee a** house that was worth millions on the top of the hill to eat breakfast and have a butler.’
Short hike: Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, Angelina Pivarnick and Deena Cortese Buckner lasted less than three minutes on a hike on Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation
Vinny, 34, told them that this hike was one of the best parts of Los Angeles. They took a few steps and Deena started complaining and said her legs hurt and she didn’t like rattlesnakes.
‘The only snake here is her,’ said Vinny pointing at Angelina, who was wearing a snake print workout outfit.
When they were only 100 feet from the parking lot, Jenni said they had seen enough. Angelina said her spray tan was going to wash off with her sweat. Vinny said in a confessional that it was a three minute hike.
‘I’m a meatball,’ said Deena in a confessional. ‘I don’t hike.’
Over it: When they were only 100 feet from the parking lot, Jenni said they had seen enough and Angelina said her spray tan was going to wash off with her sweat
Angelina said she just wanted to take a selfie and say that they did the hike. The group took a group pic angling the camera up so it looked like they got to the top and then got back in the car.
‘You knew that my meatball a** wasn’t going all the way up to the top,’ said Deena.
‘I thought you would make it past the parking lot,’ Vinny said.
Knew it: ‘You knew that my meatball a** wasn’t going all the way up to the top,’ said Deena
Vinny said at the start of the episode titled Meatballs Don’t Hike that Angelina and Chris lost him as a friend by making up lies about him and starting a rumor that he got a girl pregnant. He said to make it worse that he had to spend his last night in LA with her.
‘This was definitely not the final night in LA that I was expecting,’ he said.
When Jenni finally landed in LA she was exhausted after her travel delays and was looking forward to seeing Vinny’s house and getting a hot shower not knowing that he had already sold his house.
False rumor: Vinny said at the start of the episode titled Meatballs Don’t Hike that Angelina and Chris lost him as a friend by making up lies about him and starting a rumor that he got a girl pregnant
Vinny started his last day in LA by going to Angelina and Deena’s hotel room and telling them that he was taking them on a hike.
He told Angelina, who was wearing a snake print exercise outfit, that she was dressed perfectly.
‘Angelina will scare off all of the rattlesnakes because of her outfit,’ Vinny said. He said that hikes in LA were dangerous because there were rattlesnakes, coyotes and mountain lions.
Perfect outfit: He told Angelina, who was wearing a snake print exercise outfit, that she was dressed perfectly
‘So you hike on trails with rattlesnakes, coyotes, and mountain lions?’ asked Deena.
‘And like a lot of Instagram models,’ said Vinny.
‘That you slide into their DMs,’ said Angelina.
Good question: ‘So you hike on trails with rattlesnakes, coyotes, and mountain lions?’ asked Deena
‘Don’t worry what I do Angelina,’ he said.
Jenni called and said she was driving to Vinny’s house when Deena told her they were actually at the London Hotel. She told her to come to the London Hotel. Jenny told her about her nightmare travel trip to the west coast which included her stopping in Orlando and Canada.
Jenni arrived at their hotel room exhausted and Vinny told her that he sold his LA house.
Finally arrived: Jenni called and said she was driving to Vinny’s house when Deena told her they were actually at the London Hotel
‘I don’t know whether to congratulate you or to punch you in the face,’ Jenni said. ‘When the f*** are you going home?’
‘I’m leaving tonight,’ he said. He said he was planning on surprising her Jersey.
Jenni asked how the dinner was and they told her about the fight which sparked Angelina and Vinny to continue fighting. Deena said in a confessional that she thought her husband was probably having an easier time the weekend taking care of the two boys then her taking care of Vinny and Angelina.
House sold: ‘I don’t know whether to congratulate you or to punch you in the face,’ Jenni said. ‘When the f*** are you going home?’
Angelina and Vinny started play fighting and she said ‘you know I would dominate you in bed.’
Jenni called Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, 38, and had Vinny explain to him why they were at the hotel.
Jenni said in a confessional that Vinny should have said in group chat that he sold his house and then ‘poof trip cancelled.’
Catching up: Jenni called Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, 38, and had Vinny explain to him why they were at the hotel
Vinny called Mike and said that he ‘I didn’t plan to spend my last nine hours with these psychos.’ Mike asked him if he confronted Angelina about the ‘salty rumors’ she was spreading and he said yes.
Mike said in a confessional that ‘this seems like a dumpster fire out on the West Coast right now.’
To prepare for their day in LA, Angelina filled up shampoo bottles with vodka. The group got into the car. Jenni drove them to the hike while Angelina and Vinny bickered the whole way.
Dumpster fire: Mike said in a confessional that ‘this seems like a dumpster fire out on the West Coast right now’
Back in New Jersey, Mike and his wife Lauren went to visit Nicole ‘Snookie’ Polizzi, 33, and brought her a wrestling dummy gift for her son Lorenzo’s birthday. Mike told Nicole that they were already thinking about having another child. She told them to keep their kids two years apart. Mike told her that Vinny called him and said he confronted Angelina but she took no fault in her part in spreading a false rumour about him. He said he was glad he was not involved.
Instead of the hike, the group in LA drove to Joe’s Pizza place to get NY style slices of pizza. They sat down to have pizza together. Just when they were sitting outside eating, a TMZ tour bus pulled up and it looked like people in the bus were standing up to take pictures of them.
‘This happens to me all the time in LA,’ said Vinny. Vinny waved at the people on the bus.
Hollywood life: ‘This happens to me all the time in LA,’ said Vinny
‘LA definitely got to his head,’ Deena said Vinny thought the TMZ bus was for him.
‘Just part of the experience,’ Vinny told them.
Vinny was still mad at Angelina. She said in a confessional that she couldn’t deal with his ‘double standard.’
The group went back to their hotel to pack. Angelina called Chris and told her about her fight with Vinny. Chris was mad and told her to put him on the phone.
Calling home: Angelina called Chris and told her about her fight with Vinny
‘From now on don’t talk about me or my wife anymore,’ Chris said.
Deanna said that as soon as Vinny called Chris a snake that she knew he was going to flip out.
Jenni said in a confessional that she knew all about stirring the pot because she wrote the book on it. She said that was what Angelina was doing by calling Chris.
Pot stirring: Jenni said in a confessional that she knew all about stirring the pot because she wrote the book on it
The group got their bags and Vinny had arranged a celebrity tour for them. He got them all LA hats to wear on the convertible bus. The bus took them down Sunset Blvd and someone threw something at their car. Vinny pointed out that they just saw a drug deal go down. They then demanded that they go to see Vinny’s house.
Vinny drove them up to see it and when they got inside they said it was so nice. Deena said it smelled like the Jersey Shore house.
He said in a confessional that he was glad that the girls got to see his house. He said it was the perfect end to his time in LA.
Celebrity tour: The group got their bags and Vinny had arranged a celebrity tour for them
Vinny then took him to a sushi restaurant with a view of the Hollywood sign. Jenni told Vinny about how Angelina called Chris and got him riled up.
Vinny said he appreciated them coming out to check on him. Vinny told them that he had been seeing the same girl for a while which was how he knew Angelina’s rumour was untrue. He called Angelina a ‘super spreader.’
‘I’m not like you,’ said Vinny to Angelina. ‘You are super scummy.’
Harsh language: ‘I’m not like you,’ said Vinny to Angelina. ‘You are super scummy’
Jenni said she told Vinny about overhearing Angelina’s conversation with Chris. Jenni said that Chris sounded very upset. Vinny told them to call Chris right now. Angelina told Vinny to shut up because he was making her mad.
Angelina said in a confessional that she thought that Vinny crossed a line.
Pauly called just then and Vinny told him that he sold his house.
At home: Snooki stayed home to be with her family
Jenni said in a confessional that she just hoped at this point that she got out of LA alive with Angelina and Vinny fighting that ‘ I feel like there is just going to be an explosion before we leave.’
‘You are being d*** right now,’ Angelina told Vinny.
‘How because I’m right?’ he said. With Angelina and Vinny arguing, Jenni called over the waiter and said she wanted to buy a round of drinks for the people sitting next to them.
Vinny told Angelina that he thought she was being really defensive because she knew what she did was wrong.
Jenni asked them if they could just eat and not argue. The two just continued arguing for the rest of the dinner.
‘Shut the f*** up,’ Jenni finally yelled at them.
Too much: ‘Shut the f*** up,’ Jenni finally yelled at them
In Vegas, Paul Pauly D’ Del Vecchio played a basketball game with his girlfriend Nikki Hall , 34. At Mike’s house, Lauren said she called her church to arrange their son Romeo’s baptism. She said they had to send over all their paperworks sent over with a church seal. Mike asked what would happen if he couldn’t find his records and Lauren said that he would have to get baptised again.
‘Someone’s got to dunk me in the waters again?’ he said.
Mike told Lauren later that his church has been unable to locate his records.
Baby’s baptism: At Mike’s house, Lauren said she called her church to arrange their son Romeo’s baptism
‘Staten Island has been unable to locate big daddy Sitch’s sacraments and we officially have a situation,’ he said in a confessional. ‘If they can’t find my sacraments then we can’t baptise Romeo.’
Mike told Lauren that he was proposing a redo of his baptism but that he was going to do something big.
‘Well looks like we are going to have a baptism before the baptism,’ said Lauren.
The Jersey Shore:Family Vacation will return next Thursday on MTV.
Baptism redo: Mike told Lauren that he was proposing a redo of his baptism but that he was going to do something big
